In my travels in the States, I came across some amusing things. Allow me to share them with you.
Dog food, a New York gyro and spam. Curiously the dog food claims to have real beef in it. I doubt the spam claims the same. The gyro was wonderful, difficult to eat but quite delicious. Same can't be said for the churros I had. They smelt like stale playdough and tasted awful.
Cheeseburger pizza. Facepalm. Speaking of real meat, Chik'n nuggets. Not chicken. And Wyngz, not wings, because if you read the fine print, *contains no wing meat. They at least claim to have actual chicken. That's a start. The water amuses me-- 0 calories, 0 fat, 0 protein, 0 sodium, 0 carbohydrates. Well I'd certainly hope not! Drinking it will fill 0% of your recommended daily intake of these nutrients.
The bin is funny because it was at a subway station. The litter stops there. Hahahahaha. The sanitary wipes are for your convenience to clean your shopping trolley before you use it. The Wheaties are just classic breakfast advertising. The Globe-- now this was fun. So as you can see, the cover calls for Obama's impeachment. It was the last one on the shelf, but our clerk looked at it and was like "awww man, don't impeach him!" Twas cute. We didn't say anything for fear of being shot. Inside the magazine was even better-- about the hit squad that got Diana now tailing the Queen, the conspiracy about Elvis' death, it was a lot of fun/heartbreaking to read.
I tried some of the local cuisine in New York, and got excited about having bacon on my burger... I forgot that Americans can't do bacon, they overcook it and it was really quite upsetting, actually. My blueberry pancakes on the other hand, were simply delightful. As for shagging, well, apparently it is a Myrtle Beach tradition. We saw an ad in the hotel lobby for shagging lessons, and we waited til it came back on screen to check what we had seen, and awkwardly asked the concierge what it was. His reply: "haha, yeah I'm not from around these parts either, I know why you're laughing. It's a type of dance or something." We also saw a shagging shoe shop, and "Myrtle Beach, home of the shag" on top of a water tower.
#GodBlessAmerica
Dog food, a New York gyro and spam. Curiously the dog food claims to have real beef in it. I doubt the spam claims the same. The gyro was wonderful, difficult to eat but quite delicious. Same can't be said for the churros I had. They smelt like stale playdough and tasted awful.
Cheeseburger pizza. Facepalm. Speaking of real meat, Chik'n nuggets. Not chicken. And Wyngz, not wings, because if you read the fine print, *contains no wing meat. They at least claim to have actual chicken. That's a start. The water amuses me-- 0 calories, 0 fat, 0 protein, 0 sodium, 0 carbohydrates. Well I'd certainly hope not! Drinking it will fill 0% of your recommended daily intake of these nutrients.
The bin is funny because it was at a subway station. The litter stops there. Hahahahaha. The sanitary wipes are for your convenience to clean your shopping trolley before you use it. The Wheaties are just classic breakfast advertising. The Globe-- now this was fun. So as you can see, the cover calls for Obama's impeachment. It was the last one on the shelf, but our clerk looked at it and was like "awww man, don't impeach him!" Twas cute. We didn't say anything for fear of being shot. Inside the magazine was even better-- about the hit squad that got Diana now tailing the Queen, the conspiracy about Elvis' death, it was a lot of fun/heartbreaking to read.
#GodBlessAmerica
They give you a fork for a reason with the gyro! it's makes it easier to eat....
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